There are animal roommates. And then there are small, localized, domesticated mass-extinction events.
The I AM THE APOCALYPSE Animal Roommate Shirt is for the creature who wakes up every morning and chooses violence.
Across the back, I AM THE APOCALYPSE erupts in radioactive neon green over BLVCK’s viciously violent pink design, finished with the BLVCK MVRK beneath. Against the base shirt, the neon colors make your tiny harbinger of destruction considerably easier to identify at the scene of the crime.
Perfect for the animal roommate who:
- Demolishes toys within minutes.
- Treats the zoomies like a competitive sport.
- Has declared an ancestral blood feud against the mail carrier.
- Can hear a cheese wrapper open from three floors away.
- And occasionally stares into the void until the void itself becomes uncomfortable.
Available in multiple sizes and colors because Armageddon isn't one-size-fits-all.
They're adorable.
They're beloved.
They're completely innocent according to their attorney ad litem.
They are also THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE.
BLVCK - SOME OMENS COME WITH PAWS.
| |
M |
L |
XL |
| Length, in |
10.00 |
12.00 |
15.50 |
| Height, in |
7.24 |
8.23 |
9.25 |
| Collar width, in |
5.37 |
6.50 |
9.00 |
| Chest width (laid flat), in |
7.25 |
8.25 |
9.25 |
| Weight, lb |
23.00 |
45.00 |
70.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Doggie Skins 3902, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
