Oh, the irony.
LAZINESS DOESN’T EXIST - THAT’S VICTIM BLAMING.
Now available for the animal roommate who has contributed absolutely f*cking nothing toward the rent, utilities, groceries, or general upkeep of the household - and somehow remains the least problematic person living there.
The BLVCK Laziness Doesn’t Exist design covers the back in vicious extreme-metal typography, challenging the idea that worth should ever be measured by productivity. Finished with the BLVCK MVRK beneath, it's available in black and pink for animal roommates with different aesthetic requirements.
They sleep 14 hours.
Take breaks whenever they want.
Refuse tasks without explanation.
Demand accommodations immediately.
And have somehow never once questioned whether they've earned the right to exist.
We could learn something from them.
So, let them nap! Let them stare out the window! Let them spend an entire afternoon doing precisely f*ck-all!
Maybe laziness was never the problem.
BLVCK - YOUR WORTH IS NOT YOUR PRODUCTIVITY. YOUR VALUE IS YOU PRESENCE 🔥
| |
M |
L |
XL |
| Length, in |
10.00 |
12.00 |
15.50 |
| Height, in |
7.24 |
8.23 |
9.25 |
| Collar width, in |
5.37 |
6.50 |
9.00 |
| Chest width (laid flat), in |
7.25 |
8.25 |
9.25 |
| Weight, lb |
23.00 |
45.00 |
70.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Doggie Skins 3902, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
