Finally, clothing for the most morally responsible member of the household.
The Moral Compass Divinely Installed Animal Roommate Shirt brings one of BLVCK’s favorite philosophical middle fingers to the creature who somehow manages to understand morality without scripture, commandments, organized religion, or the looming threat of some elusive, etherial eternal damnation.
Across the back, MORAL COMPASS DIVINELY INSTALLED is rendered in BLVCK’s thorned extreme-metal typography, finished with the BLVCK MVRK beneath it. Against the black fabric, the bone-white design keeps the whole thing appropriately dark, sharp, and unmistakable.
Your animal roommate doesn't need divine instructions to understand:
Feed friend = good.
Protect friend = good.
Unconditional love = good.
Vacuum cleaner = unspeakable f*cking evil!
Available in multiple sizes and colors for animal roommates of varying shapes, attitudes, and theological opinions.
No commandments. No scripture. No salvation required.
Their moral compass came factory installed.
BLVCK - FOR ALL SPECIES OF HERETIC.
| |
M |
L |
XL |
| Length, in |
10.00 |
12.00 |
15.50 |
| Height, in |
7.24 |
8.23 |
9.25 |
| Collar width, in |
5.37 |
6.50 |
9.00 |
| Chest width (laid flat), in |
7.25 |
8.25 |
9.25 |
| Weight, lb |
23.00 |
45.00 |
70.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Doggie Skins 3902, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
